I have heard the complaints that my last post was too long. Ergo – I will follow Twitter rules and make no letter or response in this post more than 140 characters (without counting spaces). Go ahead, count them – I dare you. With apologies (compliments?) to that lady who did the Prudie haikus – she was great, and I miss her.
@prudiehgp:
My LOML’s (love of my life) Mrs. Robinson wedding-gifted us $50K. Payoff for services well-rendered or down-payment on account?
@anticougar
@anticougar:
Be grateful – new hubbie is an earner! Is he a keeper? Depends – does he advertise on Gigolos-R-US? Take $$ as deposit for divorce fund.
@prudiehgp
@prudiehgp:
Paper chase game with Joe Hardhat is 24/7! Latent sexism, clumsy courtship, or just an asshole? My desk wants to be neat, regardless.
@ltfuzz
@ltfuzz:
Engineer and build a spine 4 yourself. Then U can indulge your inner Sheldon and institute inbox protocol in peace.
@prudiehgp
@prudiehgp:
Bad equation: [over-educated + overworked + $0 (x2)] x [Mom’s final unemployment check + “recovering” economy + big 6-0] = MAJOR guilt. What 2 do?
@ungrad29
@ungrad29:
No easy solution. Can U move mom near U, offer college job search resources, and hang on until 62 early ret? Sacrifice what U can w/o demeaning her sacrifice.
@prudiehgp
@prudiehgp:
Snooped and discovered LOML takes max ED pill. He’s 24, not 42. Y does he need it? Inquiring minds want to know.
@icequeen
@icequeen:
Depends – does he advertise on Gigolos-R-Us? Bet that you will find answer if you snoop on his cellphone. If he gobbles ED pill, U should test for STDs – just sayin’.
@prudiehgp
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